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asteiss

23-year-old male from Etobicoke, Toronto

A journalist and self-proclaimed bon vivant who loves to travel, be it to Europe or to the bar down the street. I was born and raised in Montreal and spent my high school years in Toronto before returning to my hometown for university. Looking to dish out the dirt on both cities

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State Theatre

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69 Bathurst St., Toronto, ON

Great for bday parties or general debauchery

Great for bday parties or general debauchery: For anyone looking to shake their booty to good tunes and have a fun night out with friends, State Theatre offers a textbook downtown nightclub experience. Boasting a larger-than average venue, this club’s defining features are the music and the VIP booths, built on varying levels around the club. Though these areas take up a sizeable portion of the club, there’s still enough room for two large bars and a dance floor for the regular clientele. State’s music varies between hip hop, house, and mashup, though on Fridays you may hear anything from rock to punk to R&B, and special events bring other genres to the venue as well. State is usually great with their DJ bookings, and there is rarely a night where the dance floor isn’t packed with bodies. The club’s downtown location means you won’t get much in the way of cheap booze, but the atmosphere and the crowds are typically worth an overpriced drink or two (or ten). The King West/Bathurst location, a fair distance from most other clubs its size, gives State a scene that is much less hectic than the clubs around John and Richmond st. While the outside of the club could use a touch-up, State’s upscale, loft style interior décor is nice without being overly gaudy, and the bars are large and usually quick to serve up the shots. For anyone looking to get a booth, State is definetly VIP-friendly, with reserved banquette seating beside the raised DJ booth and covering most of the club’s walls, making it ideal for hosting birthday parties or just a general night of vodka-related mayhem.

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Guvernment/Kool Haus Entertainment Complex

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132 Queens Quay East, Toronto, ON, M5A 3Y5

What other clubs want to be when they grow up

What other clubs want to be when they grow up: Ah, what can I say about the Guvernment/Kool Haus that hasn’t already been said by anyone who's ventured through its doors (and stumbled out at least 5 hours later)? For those who don’t know, the Guvie, as it’s affectionately called, is a complex that’s actually composed of eight clubs/bars, the largest of which are the Guvernment (22,000 sq ft) and Kool Haus (27 000 sq ft) rooms. Located on Queen’s Quay, it’s pretty much the only nightlife in this otherwise dead industrial area, a necessity considering the volume of music that’s being pumped out of this building until about nine in the morning. The sizes of the Guvernment and Kool Haus venues make them ideal for hosting concerts, something that has garnered international recognition for the complex: (“If there’s one city that loves trance, it’s Toronto,” said Armin van Buuren. “And if there’s one club that knows how to rock, it’s the Guvernment.”). This kind of praise from the world’s #1 DJ helped Guvernment crack the eighth spot in DJ Mag’s 2008 list of the world’s best international clubs, the only North American location to do so. In past years, the Guvie has attracted top-caliber artists such as Armin, Tiesto, Sander van Doorn, Ferry Corsten, Deep Dish, Benny Benassi and Eddie Halliwell among many others. On regular nights, you can step into any of the rooms and hear anything from electronic to salsa, island, rap, hip hop and R&B tunes. Friday nights feature the best in R&B, Hip Hop, Reggae, Old School & Soca in the main room, and on Saturdays resident DJ Mark Oliver pumps out house and progressive tunes while the other rooms offer alternative styles to suit all musical tastes. Even on capacity nights you don’t have to wait forever to get a drink at the bar, and the drink prices (about 4.75$ for domestic beer) fall below Toronto standards. While there have been complaints that the lines outside the complex can get real bad (ie wrapped-around-the-building bad), they tend to move quickly and the wait isn’t longer than 20 minutes on the busiest nights. Now all those good things being said, a warning: if you don’t like being in packed rooms, then this club is not for you. While the large spaces and different rooms manage to take some of the crowd pressure off, the complex can get packed real quickly, especially on nights when the big international DJs come to spin. That said, I’d still have to give the Guvernment kudos for being the best club in Canada, by virtue of having consistent big-name bookings (this is no joke, most music festivals can’t get the quality and consistency of bookings that the Guvie does for its events), a top class sound system with subwoofers that will melt your brain, and the largest crowds in the country.

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Magoo's Gourmet Hamburgers

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4242 Dundas St W, Etobicoke, ON, M8X1Y6

Etobicoke's best-kept secret

Etobicoke's best-kept secret: This is it, where every cow dreams their meat will end up. Well, maybe not, but there is no denying that Magoo's is hands down the best burger you'll find in Etobicoke, and I'd be willing to put it down as a candidate for best in Toronto, it's just that good. A family-owned restaurant since time began, Magoo's offers up gourmet style burgers that are simply delicious. And by gourmet style, I don't mean they cost 20$ and come with all kinds of weird toppings and additions. No, this is a straight homemade burger, made with lean meat that's ground in-house and available in a combo for 10$. Like most good diners, toppings are customer’s choice and available in a wide selection. To go with the meat I strongly recommend Magoo's spicy fries, which are great especially when combined with their dipping sauce. And if your stomach has any real estate left, wash your meal down with a malted shake and forget all your problems. Enough said, you have the address; you have the map, now get in your car and go.

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Tribe Hyperclub

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390 St-Jacques West, Montreal, QC

House Music in Old Montreal!? Say Whaaat!??

House Music in Old Montreal!? Say Whaaat!??: A night out in Old Montreal is usually a rare thing for students/young clubbers, as it typically involves breaking the bank at a fancy restaurant or supper lounge. This is usually a low-key part of town that's ideal for dates or a nice quiet dinner before moving north to hit the serious clubs and bars. However, recently this neighbourhood has gotten a solid injection of nightlife action with the addition of Tribe Hyperclub. And what an addition it is. Tribe has been hailed as a world class clubbing venue, with a state of the art 100,000 watt sound system and an elegant design featuring Italian leather couches and three long glass bars that come together to create a very chic and classy atmosphere. However nice the design though, it takes a step back to the dance floor and DJ booth, which has had the good fortune of being graced by the likes of Erik Morillo, John Digweed and Steve Lawler, among other top-class hip hop, house and electronic Djs who have come to spin in this intimate yet pounding dance room. Tribe has also hosted numerous A-list celebrities including Paris Hilton, Akon, Kim Kardashian, P-Diddy and Rihanna. Thursday is usually the time to hit up Tribe, as it is well-known as a top industry weeknight party and is usually the night when international DJs come to play. Fridays are typically house/r&b spun by local Djs, and Saturday's the night for hiphop/house music and celebrity spotting. Dress Codes' tight at this club, so no runners, athletic gear, head gear, baggy or ripped jeans (don't forget your dancing shoes though!). Tribe's New Year's parties are already legendary, but if you're thinking of going be sure to book well in advance.

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Skybar

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132 Queens Quay East, Toronto, ON

Perfect for a night out under the stars

Perfect for a night out under the stars: For those into the electronic/dance music scene, this bar could be your next home away from home. Forming part of the Guvernment/Kool Haus entertainment complex (voted the #8 best club last year by DJMag), this rooftop patio's usual role lies in helping the refugees from the lower levels mellow down and recover from their 5-7 hour dance marathons. However, with a gorgeous view of the Toronto skyline and booked with great local and international DJs, Skybar is rising up the ladder as one of the best rooftop patios in the city. Being part of Guvernment, it is effectively open all day and all night. For large groups, it offers excellent booths that keep you in the middle of the action but still above the crowds, which is great especially after a concert when the place gets packed in the early morning hours. Even if the weather’s not patio-friendly, Skybar makes it work with a marquee that encloses the entire bar to keep patrons comfortable. Even if you're not going to Guvie before, Skybar is great for a night out in itself. The service is excellent and the music is always top quality. With the skyline and its proximity to downtown T.O., Skybar makes for a great intro to the city's nightlife if you got friends coming over from out of town. Just make sure that you got a way of staying in touch if you do decide to dive below into the 22, 000 square foot Guvernment complex, because it's easy to get lost in that party monster.

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WOW Rotisserie Chicken Inc.

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567 King Street West, Toronto, ON

BBQ Chicken on the go

BBQ Chicken on the go : Being a regular Swiss Chalet patron, I wasn't happy when I got my WOW Rotisserie Chicken Inc. chicken breast combo, mainly because it came without a fresh roll. However, after cleaning my plate dry of chicken and any other edible substance that came with it, I can say that WOW's chicken is a cut above the Chalet. The staff was laid back and friendly, and served their fare promptly in clean white dishes that gave the meal an appetizing look, unlike at Swiss where you have to eat your way through a mountain of fries before you can get to the bird. I started out with a jerk chicken roll as an appetizer, which for 5.50$ was very tasty and could even be a main course by itself. The jerk chicken was spicy, but not so much to make you reach for your drink but enough to let you know it’s there. Although it’s a rotisserie joint, the jerk chicken was delectable enough to make me wish they had a main course for it. For this meal, my main course consisted of a regular rotisserie chicken combo served with fries and purple papaya coleslaw, which was perfect for cleansing the palate after the meal. The chicken itself was extra tender and came covered in a spice rub sauce that gave it a tangy aftertaste. The homemade dipping sauce was great if a little heavy, but I couldn’t stop myself from going to town on it with both the chicken and the fries, which were excellent as well and held much more flavour than the Swiss Chalet fare. WOW’s also wisely offers all day breakfast and sandwich menus as well as a selection of salads as alternatives to the rotisserie chicken. The prices for WOW are reasonable and should be kept down by the stiff competition the restaurant faces from neighbours like Craft Burger. The only problem I really had with the place was that there were no wetnaps, which should be a bylaw in all chicken rotisserie restaurants. Aside from that one snag, I fully recommend WOW for anyone on King seeking a BBQ chicken fix.

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Club Opera

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32 Sainte Catherine Ouest, Montreal, QC, H2X 3V4

No singing fat ladies in this one

No singing fat ladies in this one: Billed as "Montreal's first superclub," Club Opera manages to pack people in on a regular basis within its large yet stylish and elegant interior. As one of the biggest clubs in downtown Montreal, Opera plays host to some great events and concerts, and is an ideal place to burn through your paycheque with friends. The club's decor is Mediterranean style, which is kind of humorous to walk into and out of during a -30 degree Montreal winter night. Although the dance floor is spacious, other areas in the club are dominated by booths and a few badly placed bars, which can make moving around a little difficult at times. This is especially true during concerts, where the manager's bad habit of over packing the club led police to pull the plug on a David Guetta show earlier this year. Aside from this snag, the booths themselves are great and the service is excellent, making Opera a top spot for a group of friends to chill out in the VIP, people watch and listen to some great music.

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Bofinger Barbeque Smokehouse

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5667 Sherbrooke West, Montreal, QC

A carnivore's dream

A carnivore's dream: As a born and bred Montrealer, I'm overly spoiled with good places to eat. This being the case, I'm somewhat leery of new joints opening up in the city since they often don't last too long. However, I'll definetly make an exception on behalf of Bofinger Barbeque Smokehouse, which first opened in 2007 in NDG and has since added another location downtown on University Street. Specializing in naturally smoked meats (a Montreal specialty), served within a comfortable and casual environment, Bofinger has successfully filled a need on Sherbrooke West for a quality fast dining option aside from the pizza joints and bar kitchens dotting the street. Able to accommodate both smoked-meat lovers before they hit the bars as well as families, Bofinger allows patrons to dine inside a well-decorated Texas BBQ-themed setting or on one of the tables set outside. Befitting a Texas Southern smokehouse based in Quebec, each of the meat items on the Bofinger menu are dry rubbed and smoked on maple wood for up to 24 hours before being thrown onto the grill and basted with a customer's choice of five Southern homemade sauces. As a regular, I would recommend any of the sandwich & burger trios, as well as the house specials that basically consist of 2 types of pulled pork on a bun (The Cuban is a personal favourite). Although you can't miss much with the menu, I would take some points off for the ribs, which although smoked were somewhat dry and lightly flavoured.With a full meal that runs between $8-$12, Bofinger is a bargain for students as a full meat plate will have you set for the night (free refills on soda too!). Check it out ASAP and log onto the website for the smokehouse, menu, and catering information (www.bofinger.ca).

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Chef On Call Delivery

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362 Sherbrooke West, Montreal, QC

A healthy and cheap alternative

A healthy and cheap alternative: As a student living in the McGill Ghetto area, oftentimes when it's late at night and you’re getting hungry there’s not much of a selection in the way of delivery services (in other words your choices are between, pizza, burgers, or shawarmas). Although these can be purchased at a fairly reasonable price, they fail to make the cut as far as health food is concerned. Enter Chef On Call, a student-run gourmet delivery service catering exclusively to the McGill Ghetto Area. Located on Sherbrooke West near Avenue du Parc, Chef-On-Call's menu offers an array of items put together by a graduate from the Cordon Bleue culinary school. Some, such as gourmet poutines, hamburgers, and sandwiches, come from the greasy spoon variety and have proven instantly popular with the student clientele. The rest of the menu, however, includes healthier alternatives such as four types of gourmet salads and a light-section featuring vegetable wraps, chickpea and lentil curry, and stir-fried vegetables. In addition to the wide selection, which also includes desserts and weekly specials based from customer requests on the company's FaceBook page, Chef On Call offers their food at prices that cater to a student budget (The most expensive item is eight pieces of chicken tenders for $14.50, everything else is below $11). Chef On Call also plans their opening hours in tune with a typical university student schedule, operating on Tuesday and Wednesday from 7pm -1am, Thursday and Friday from 7pm-4am, Saturday from 2pm-4am, and Sunday from 2pm-1am.

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Local

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511 Danforth Avenue, Toronto, ON

An ideal switchup from the downtown scene

An ideal switchup from the downtown scene: Well, I’ve been back in TO for four weeks now, and after camping out at the bars downtown each Saturday I jumped at the chance to do something different and went check out this Greektown resto-lounge. While the Danforth’s not well-known as a party spot, The Local Company blends into the neighbourhood with an unassuming entrance that manages to conceal a spacious and lofty 3100 square-foot area split between the resto, lounge and VIP spaces (this setup really fills a niche in this location as most of the clubs/bars in Greektown are much smaller). With its slick loft-style design courtesy of Ines Risi (Kiwi Lounge), Local is a socialite’s dream with a great lounge atmosphere supplemented by a young clientele that looks the part (translation for guys: lots of chicks party here). While I can't say anything for the restaurant as I just went for drinks, as a nightclub/lounge Local fits the bill for an classy spot to meet people as well as a great location for a group of friends to rent a booth and party (Dj Frank Zhou spun house/hip hop/R&B tunes on Saturday and did a solid job livening up the place as the night went on).

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Cobra Lounge

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500 King Street West, Toronto, ON

Goodbye West, hellooo Cobra

Goodbye West, hellooo Cobra: Formerly known as West Lounge, Cobra has taken its predecessor's location and given it a shot in the arm with a sweeping renovation. Situated in a basement off King Street, Cobra has dropped West's glitzy look and embraced its subterranean location, with a decor that exudes a dark atmosphere complete with backlit skulls lined up along most of the lounge walls. Aside from noticing the obvious skull motif when they enter, guests will also inevitably gravitate to the spacious sunken dance floor in the centre of the lounge, which features an LED Color Kinetics ceiling and is supported by a state of the art Alpha Dynachord sound system. With the DJ booth now at the centre of the lounge, Cobra has pushed its bars and booths to the walls and made it all about the music, which makes it ideal both for people looking to shake a leg or for a group of friends who want to rent a booth and enjoy themselves in a fun and unique atmosphere. The adjoining patio at the entrance as well as its access to the Brant House resto-bar make Cobra perfect for a complete night out.

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Typhoon Lounge

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5752 Monkland, Montreal, QC

A beautiful oasis in the ndg desert

A beautiful oasis in the ndg desert: Finally, a restaurant lounge located away from downtown Montreal to a place where it's needed: nightlife-starved NDG. A staple of the Monkland street scene for years, Typhoon closed its doors for a reno-job that has seen it adopt a sexier design, along with bottle service and a vip booth. Officially back in business, Typhoon's renewed its moniker as the local neighbourhood hotspot for students and locals alike. While the decor may have changed the menu thankfully hasn't. Typhoon still features some of the best burgers in the city, including its cream cheese and bacon namesake, along with a complete selection of tasty finger foods, salads and desserts. These are supplemented by a top-notch selection of quality martinis and cocktails, among which is the “Typhoon,” an immaculate combination of vodka, melon liqueur, blue curacao, Seven-Up, lime and grenadine that is delectable (and this coming from a guy who usually sticks to beer). Add to this a superb connoisseur's choice of ports, whiskeys, wine and beer, and you have a great local spot to have a predrink, watch the game, or even spend the whole night…just don’t go too crazy on the Typhoons.

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Toronto A La Cart-Central Asian and Persian

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1 nathan phillips square, Toronto, ON

A healthier alternative to street meat

A healthier alternative to street meat: Located on Nathan Philips Square, this Toronto A La Cart food stand features signature Central Asian/Persian dishes. The first is a choice of either chicken or vegetable biryani, a rice-based dish that for 5$ is a great bargain considering the amount that you get at that price. The chicken dish is not too spicy and comes with a hefty serving of chicken mixed with steamed whole-grain rice. The cart also offers salsa karahi that is served in a pita or chapati or with a side of rice for 5$. Set among the usual hot dog and ice cream stands that cover the sidewalk adjacent to Queen Street, this Toronto A La Cart location is looking to set itself as a healthy food option in order to ensure its staying power. With tasty choices such as biryani, a 3$ kabob wrap, and a 7$ rice homus, kabob and salad combo, Toronto a La Cart’s Central Asian/Persian food vendor is looking like a winner.

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The Planetarium

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1000 rue St-Jacques Ouest

A great place to take the kids

A great place to take the kids: A staple of the Montreal tourism scene since 1966, the planetarium offers an educational and very fun experience perfectly suited for families. Forming part of the Montreal Nature Museums (along with the Botanical Gardens, the Biodome, and the Insectarium), the Planetarium's main feature is its Star Theater, which simulates the night sky and also runs projections of multimedia shows that demonstrate the cosmos in exciting presentations that kids will absolutely love (including this one, who saw his first at age 5 and made his parents take him there for the next six years!).

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The Bar B Barn

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1201 Guy, Montreal, QC

A must before going to the Habs game

A must before going to the Habs game: Bar B Barn makes no excuses for its boast of having the world's greatest spareribs and chicken. Although the chicken question is debatable (only if you compare it with quality rotisserie joints, and even then Bar B Barn gives them a run for their money), there is no doubt that the ribs produced by Bar B Barn are world-class. Located a block away for the Bell Centre, home of the Montreal Canadiens, Bar B Barn is an ideal place to grab dinner and a pint before heading to the game. Although the Cage aux Sports and St. Hubert claim to be the pregame spot of choice, Bar B Barn is a Montreal staple and is always packed with fans filling up on chicken-and-rib combos before the game. Having existed at its Rue Guy location since 1967, Bar B Barn has since added a larger location in DDO on the West Island. Both are family-friendly and can host parties and events catering between 10 and 250 people (the DDO location is recommended for larger gatherings). Aside from Bar B Barn's delectable chicken and ribs, there is also a kid's menu and a dessert choice of ice cream, three types of cake, or homemade apple pie. Bar B Barn also does a great job in accommodating its take-out clients, with reserved parking spaces and a takeout counter for easy and fast pickup.

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Souvlaki George

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6995 Monkland, Montreal, QC

Best Souvlaki in town

Best Souvlaki in town: And I mean this. After sampling numerous souvlakis in their pita, gyro, and kebab forms around Montreal (Greek food is a fairly recent and passionate favourite of mine), I've found that the best the city had to offer was conveniently located closest to where I lived. As any Concordia student living in NDG knows, George is effectively a university institution. For anyone living in the NDG area or for any seasoned Montreal gourmet seeking a great fast food option, this restaurant can fulfill all your gastronomic needs.Offering a large and very reasonably priced menu selection, George is about a two-minute walk east of Loyola campus and stays open until 5am for both regular and delivery service. In deference to its majority student clientele, the restaurant offers deals on variable-sized platters, such as two gyros, fries and a drink for 9.99, as well as a wide variety of deals on their delivery items.

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O.Noir

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1631 Ste-Catherine West, Montreal, QC, H3H 1L8

A unique and radical dining experience

A unique and radical dining experience: Following a new culinary trend that has been popping up in cities such as Zurich, Paris, LA, New York, and Moscow, O.Noir is Canada's first restaurant to offer patrons the experience of dining in complete darkness.Located on Ste. Catherine St. West, O.Noir offers a concept that is both radical and socially conscious. Upon arrival, you are asked to leave your lighters, cellphones, and luminous watches in a locker before being escorted to their table by a member of the staff, composed of waiters who are visually impaired. Once seated in the restaurant's fully darkened dining room, you will be able to experience a heightened sense of taste when enjoying your food, which has been designed to accommodate the fact that you won't be able to see it (i.e. no bones in the chicken or fish, and no hot soup to accidentally spill on yourself).After an hour or so in O.Noir, patrons begin to get a feel of what it’s like to be blind. The restaurant's waiters, who are all 50 to 90 per cent visually impaired, effectively act as guides to get the patrons to their seats and to and from the washrooms. O.Noir's radical concept has succeeded in offering mainstream jobs to the visually impaired, of which approximately 70% are unemployed. In addition, a portion of O.Noir's profits go to local associations that serve blind and visually impaired people of all ages.For diners looking for a unique and fun restaurant to try out, look no further. The restaurant is located in the heart of downtown Montreal and offers an unparalleled dining experience at reasonable prices (about $9 for an entree and $25 for a main course).

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